I block the internet so you can get a life.

I'm not here to babysit. I'm here to roast your screen time
into shape.

  • Block what wastes your time

    Pick the sites. I'll keep you out.

  • Set a daily limit

    I'll cut you off when you ignore it.

  • Sarcasm included

    I'm mean, so you can be free.

Add to Chrome - it's free

No account. Works on Chrome & Edge.

“I went outside for the first time in 3 days.” - Someone who genuinely needed this

Sound familiar?

You've been online
for way too long.

You keep saying you'll take a break. You keep not doing it. Your brain has been marinating in content for hours and it's fine, everything is fine.

One tab, one second

You open Twitter in Chrome. Just to check one thing. You always say that.

Three hours, gone

Active tab time adds up while you stare at the feed. Somehow. Every time.

You feel nothing

Classic. The scroll worked. You're fine. You're not fine.

How it works

Three steps.
No excuses.

Step 1

Pick your poison

Select the sites you waste the most time on. Twitter, YouTube, Reddit - you already know. Be honest.

Step 2

Hit your limit

We track active tab time only. Cross your daily limit and those sites go dark. No negotiating.

Step 3

Go outside. Prove it.

Take a photo of actual outdoors. AI checks it. Your ceiling doesn't count. Neither does your cat.

Pricing

Simple. No tricks.

Unlike your relationship with the scroll button.

Free

Enough to realize you have a problem.

$0
  • ✓ 1 blocked site
  • ✓ 2-hour daily limit
  • ✓ AI photo verification
  • ✓ Basic settings
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Pro

For the truly, chronically online.

$8/mo
  • ✓ Unlimited blocked sites
  • ✓ Custom time limits
  • ✓ Custom blocked page messages
  • ✓ Priority AI verification
  • ✓ Everything in Free
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Don't take our word for it

People hate it.
In a good way.

Hate that it worked

“Installed it as a joke. Went outside unironically. Now I'm mad the extension was right about me.”

M

M.

Chronically online designer

Grass wallpaper failed

“I tried a grass wallpaper. Touch Grass said no. Correctly.”

K

K.

Former Twitter power user

Sunlight acquired

“Hit my limit, got blocked, walked to the park like a normal person. Weird experience. 10/10.”

J

J.

Remote dev

Fair trade

“My screen time dropped. My sarcasm stayed the same.”

A

A.

Someone who needed this

The blocked page roasted me

“Worth it. I needed someone meaner than my inner monologue.”

R

R.

Reddit refugee

Two hours hits different

“Free tier blocked one site. That was enough to learn I have a problem. Thanks, I guess.”

S

S.

Chrome power user

FAQ

Questions we get.
Answers you deserve.

Yes. Unless you photograph your TV showing a nature documentary. We see you.

Sky, grass, trees, streets, sidewalks, any outdoor scenery. Not your ceiling. Not your monitor. Definitely not a houseplant. Go outside.

You could try. But then you'd have to explain to yourself why you're like this.

Only the ones you tell it to. You're in full control. We trust you. (We don't trust you.)

Yes - block 1 site with a 2-hour daily limit. Enough to realize you have a problem.

Then maybe don't add it to the blocked list. We're not your parents. We're worse.

Enough scrolling.

Install Touch Grass. Go outside. Your timeline will survive without you, probably.

Add to Chrome - it's free